I looked at my profile and noticed I haven't written a blog since 2019! Sooo I didn't want to write a blog for the sake of writing a blog, but here goes! What has happened since 2019, well the big elephant in the room was Covid19, we all went through that! I look back on it all and I can't believe that something so crazy happened? I have my opinions of course, which I will keep to myself here, but I do love to hear what my clients have to say about it. Here's hoping that something like that will never happen again, well we can't stop a pandemic, but we know how to manage it now, right? (Sadly we all lost somebody we know of covid19 or the complications, so I'm not speaking about it lightly) Post-pandemic I have been a lot more, hmmm how do I put it, grateful of things. I've certainly been counting my blessings and appreciating all the little things a whole lot more. Who would of thought toilet roll would of been panic bought before covid lol!??!! Anyway, wishing you all a fabulous summer, even in this miserable rain and I look forward to all the fun times ahead. Mia xx
Tuesday, March 12th 2019
Time Wasters and Messers aka Fantasists
Wow I haven't written a blog for absolutely ages, but I have a subject to write about that has really come to the forefront of my mind this year. I'm going to name 2019 " Year of the Messer ", that's right, the year where the time wasters have been out in full force. I'm not sure what is special about this year, I would love to blame Brexit. I have so many messers saved on my phone now they will soon be catching up with the genuine clients. I get so many fantasists texting me, arranging bookings and then never going through with it I'm beginning to think is it the same person, surely there can't be this many idiots around? I can spot them a mile away, they all say the same things.... what are you going to wear? What are you going to do? Can I come more than once? After about 30 minutes they usually cancel or go quiet, I'm guessing they've had a wank over my replies (or lack of them). If it wasn't for my reliable regulars I would probably of taken a three month holiday by now!!! Another favourite messer tactic is claiming they can't make a booking through the site because they're not a member. Of course they don't want my negative feedback when they cancel at the last minute (sigh). I always wonder how they got my number in the first place if they aren't members of AW. I now give suspected messers an option to pay a meagerly £20 deposit, this never fails as they never text back or complain bitterly. A simple effective way to get rid off time wasters. (TAKE NOTE LADIES) So I would just like to thank all the brilliant reliable regulars I have that make bookings with zero fuss and make it all worth it.
Tuesday, August 25th 2015
A Change of Scenery
I haven't written a blog for a long while, but I always believe no news is good news, or something like that? I'm writing this one, the first of the year, as I am going to be moving to another area. Well only 15 miles away to Gosport, but that's a big thing for me as I have been in Hedge End for a few years now and it has become my second home. It's not by choice, my landlord is selling the property so I have been given a months notice to pack up my stockings etc. and vacate the premises. I feel a bit sad to be honest, but I am the eternal optimist and I see it as going to pastures new, or returning to my original escorting area. I just hope my regulars in the Southampton area will still come and see, as I will be at junction 11 now not junction 7, off of the M27. It's not a huge distance but Gosport is pretty much a no go area between 4.30pm and 6pm thanks to the traffic. I'm sure that won't affect my regulars too much. My move won't be happening till the 23rd September, so please feel free to drop me an email or text if you would like to know my new postcode.
Carpe Diem
Mia xx
Friday, December 12th 2014
Out With the Old, in with the New....
As most of my regulars know I had a "boob lift" last month. That's literally a lift about 3 inches higher no implants. So I still have my own natural boobies and I'm still the same cup size.
I had two weeks off to recover and since then I have been doing bookings with my regulars but leaving my bra on. Only because I'm using "scar tape" on them to remove any scars ;-) so I look a bit strange. I think I will be tape free in about a week fingers-crossed.
As for the actual appearance of my boobs, I am very very pleased with them. Although they were nice before, I was conscious of them heading South as gravity will always take its toll on anything bigger than a B cup. They are now very pert and firmer, sort of like when I was 16.
So it's nice to be back and it's nice to see all the interest in them. If I don't see you before, have a lovely relaxing Christmas and New Year.
Sunday, June 15th 2014
A funny thing happened...
I received a text message this week from one of my clients that I haven't seen for about 18 months, nothing unusual in that. However he did ask me if I still looked as sexy and hot as I did last time I saw him. "Of course" I replied back without thinking, then sent a further message saying I think I look even hotter than I did two years ago.
Funny question I thought to myself, but on reflection, I haven't added any new pictures to my site for a while or written a blog. I guess I am getting complacent with myself?! I have lots of regular clients and very good feedback, so I haven't thought to add any new stuff. Naughty me, so I have had to make amends and add more pictures. I have just got back from a 2 week holiday on the Aegean Coast so it's nice to look sun kissed and rested. I have been on a healthy eating and body toning regime since February so I'm looking better than ever and feeling rather pleased with myself. It certainly paid off when I got onto the beach in my new bikinis feeling great!! I hope you enjoy the new pics and will be adding more to my free gallery. Kisses, Mia xx
Friday, September 6th 2013
Sprains, Trains and Automobiles.
It seems like an age since I last wrote a blog, mainly because I didn't want to write a blog just for the sake of writing. I usually feel the urge to Blog when I feel passionately about something, whether it be good or bad. Today I thought I should explain my mysterious absence from my usual escorting availability and my future plans.
(I'm also resisting the urge to start raging about our Government's "will they won't they" stance on Syria. Please for the love of God stay out of it Mr. CamerClegg!!!!)
OK let's roll time back to mid-August when I was on my second holiday of the year to sunny Marmaris. My first holiday being July and yes how very indulgent having two holidays so close together. Well karma certainly caught up with me, after having such a fantastic holiday in July I then went and badly sprained my ankle mid-holiday in August!! Anyone who saw me last August 2012 will remember I fell over, again in Turkey, bruising my shoulder and knee quite badly. This August I stumbled over in 5 inch heels pretty much the same way, drunk!! I wasn't so lucky this time to escape with just a few bruises oh and a lost earring. I badly turned my ankle and have been suffering ever since. The swelling has gone down and the bruising has gone but I'm still wearing a light support and haven't attempted to wear any heels. So if you're a new client and haven't had any luck trying to get hold of me it's because I have only been seeing my "regulars". I think I should be back to normal in another week so I will be back to my usual availability. It will be so nice to get into my big sexy heels and see my lovely slender ankle again and not a big swollen cankle ;-))!! Have I learnt my lesson from this injury? No more heels, alcohol and badly paved Turkish pavements? Have I heck, bring it on again next summer!!??? Whoever said looking good was pain free!
Sunday, June 3rd 2012
God Save the Queen.....
I'm all set up for this Bank Holiday of jubilee celebrations, although I have to say my Union Jack flag out in the garden looks a bit soggy now and my red, white and blue balloons have deflated slightly! But why do people like me bother with all this Royal rubbish I here some of you out there asking? Well I'm a proud Royalist and I love our royal family, I love everything they stand for. Our Monarchy isn't just some out-dated tradition that should be forgotten about. Our Queen symbolises our country and everything it stands for like nothing else can. No Prime Minister will ever be held in the same regard as our ruling monarch! Our Monarchy is the epitome of everything we British value. They work hard, they care about us and they show the rest of the world that no matter what we endure in our lives we lift our chins up and carry on. (Sorry to have to sound similar to the recent fashion of awful Union Jack style house decor). To all the people that whinge and moan about tax-payers money being spent on our Monarchy go and check the Civil List. It's transparent, you can download it and see where the money goes, don't you wish we could do that with our politicians? Our Queen even pays tax on her personal investments, she actually volunteered to pay tax! So to all to all those anti-royal people out there, what do you prefer: spending tax payers on all the benefit scroungers out there, yes families that now are in their 3rd generation of not working and sponging off the state. Or our beloved Queen that has worked hard her whole life promoting good will for the UK.
Tuesday, March 13th 2012
I'm a technophobe for sure...
I think this blog is well overdue, I think a lot of you guys will agree after you've read it. I think I need to give some explanation as to why I keep missing bookings made online via Adultwork, well it goes something like this......
Adultwork originally used to send me a text message every time someone made a booking online, which was brilliant! Especially as I'm a bit rubbish with logging on to my account regularly as I am not one for sitting sat at my PC for hours. In fact I rarely check my own Hotmail or Facebook, I think I am a technophobe. Unfortunately, the Law has now prohibited sites like AW and mobile phone companies to assist in any way with "prostitution" so Adultwork can't send me my lovely little text alerts like they used to. All very well but we all know that the people that make these silly little rules are the first people in the queue when it come to paying for sexual favours? So Rule Brittania or Rule hypocrisy, double-standards or anything else you want to call it. The best way to contact me is to send me a text and ask me if I'm available or not and I will text you back. I do leave my phone on silent 99% of the time as discussing whether I do OWO whilst sat in the hairdresser, shopping at Tesco or having tea with Auntie Doreen is NEVER going to happen. If you email via AW please be aware I only log on once or twice a week and emails asking me if I want a driver, photographer, gimp etc I won't even reply to.
Any way, happy punting guys
Mia xx
Wednesday, August 10th 2011
Whoopsy-Daisy my mistake
As my regulars will know I'm an avid book reader, I love reading anything basically, from biographies, history through to fantasy. I don't settle for reading one book either, I normally have about three books on the go, mood depending on which one I read. So you can imagine how shocked and flattered I was to find out that one of my clients is a published author and had written about me in his latest book! Okay so he did ask me before it was published if he could use my name in it and of course I was more than happy (well Mia Starr is my "stage" name, who would want to book Norma Smith?). I have read the book myself now, although it was an ebook bought from Amazon and it wasn't quite the same as holding a real paperback (I love the smell of books too! Is that a weird fetish?). Well if any of you are interested in what Mr. Matt Shaw has to say about his life experiences with mental illness and the many escorts he has seen to cheer himself up I have linked a picture of the cover to my blog ;-) don't be put off by the strange cover, it's very funny and very interesting.
Mia xx or should that be Norma?
Monday, January 17th 2011
I obviously hit a raw nerve.......
Well this industry is well known for attracting the weird, the wonderful and the whackos. I'm often sent emails in replies to my blogs and non more so than my latest blog. It was lovely to get emails from other independent ladies who also feel the same way that I do about agencies and the people that run them. Keep up the good work girls, we have a good reputation to keep up. I also got a lively email from a man that runs an agency, sorry let me make it clear, " introduction agency ". Yes the very same one that prompted me to originally write my blog about pimps. I obviously hit a raw nerve with him when I told him I didn't want to work for an agency. What is the point of me lining someone elses pockets off the back of my hard work!!!? I'm hoping Adultwork allow me to copy/paste the contents without giving away who exactly wrote it.
*********************************************************** Dear Mia, The contents of your email have been noted, copy transcripts of all the emails via adultwork.com between us has been sent to our legal department. Our agents have been instructed to trace your real name and address for the serving of legal papers on you. I suggest you look up the Oxford dictionary definition of the word ‘pimp’ My organisation neither procures through inducements or forces girls to offer sexual favours and retain or withhold from them any financial payments made. We pay all girls, who are independent escorts a freely agreed rate, we pay them with no deductions whatsoever. We require them to give out clients a girlfriend experience only. Any sexual transaction is solely between themselves of which we are not a party. As indeed was outlined in my emails to you concerning one of my clients interest in seeing you. Several of my staff have seen your email which concerns me; as such I will give you the opportunity of sending me a full retraction and apology for inferring ‘I am nothing more than a pimp.’ Within 7 days from receipt of you reading this email. Should this not be forthcoming I will instruct our legal department to proceed with the issue of a writ. As you feel so strongly about men living of the back of escorts I would suggest you vacate adultwork.com as you no doubt pay the men who run the site money for several facilities used. Think of the thousand of backs these men must be living off. I will not stoop to your level and use several adjectives to describe what you do, the retraction and apology will suffice me. Then it will be an end to the matter. You have seven days from reading this, the clock will be ticking. ***********************************************************
Someone obviously has been watching too much James Bond!!!
Happy New Year everyone
Mia xxx
Sunday, January 9th 2011
Big Pimping....
As a well established escort, I often get approached by new escort agencies starting up in the area. They always make the promise of great rates of pay, far exceeding my own, and wonderful opportunities with super-rich clients. Well call me a cynic but I've worked hard to keep myself independent and I have kept my rates the same since I set myself up on Adultwork. During that time I have kept many regular clients that have continued to see me through thick and thin. I'm proud to say that working alone as an independent escort I am not breaking any laws or doing any thing illegal. There is a reason I avoid Agencies like the plague too. Not only are they breaking the law by making money from working girls they are also often ex-working girls. So, they like the money they made from escorting, but don't want to actually do the job. So do you see where I'm coming from? They like the money, but they don't want to earn it. It's very easy to pick a phone up and take a call from a potential clent, then take a nice big cut from the money earnt by the escort that does the booking. (Also, how can I justify charging one set of clients £150 per hour and then others £300 per hour just because they approach me via another site?)
It's just another form of pimping and that's why it is illegal.
So thank the lord for websites like AW that give women like me the chance to stay independent and clients like you to be able to pick and choose who you want to see. In my experience, as I have worked for agencies when I first started escorting, the best girls always end up working independently.
Monday, December 6th 2010
Why I'm still here, when others have been and gone
I'm sat here smiling to myself and it's silly o'clock!!! I've been escorting for a few years now, some punters don't like that, but I think it's an indication of dedication and pride in what I "do". What is making me smile is my most recent field report, dated 3rd December 2010. I wish I could write that well, the little poem was brilliant!! I'm not sure I deserve that much praise but it's nice any way. It's nice to know I'm still making lots of men happy instead of one man miserable ( think John Wayne said that in a Western? ).
Any way, it's surely time for my bed? Please read that field report, it's certainly more entertaining than my blogs >.<
Keep warm
Mia xxx
Friday, August 20th 2010
Cheap? You know where you can stick your package!
Hi everyone, I've just returned from my holiday to Crete and I'm raring to get writing my blog. I guess there's a few of you that have been to Greece and its surrounding islands, but this holiday was my first visit (does that mean I've lost my Grecian virginity?).
I'm quite disappointed to say that although the weather was fabulous (never dropping below 30c) I found Crete to be very similar to Turkey, Spain, Canaries etc. Blue skies, turquoise seas and................. British bars ran by Brits, British restaurants serving British foods, British tourists (where the hell are the locals??) Oh you get the picture don't you? Why does this happen? Who turns these beautiful little tourist towns into Little Britains complete with " yeah but, no but" Vicky Pollard tracksuited "Chavs"!! I actually wanted to catch the first flight back on my first day! I stepped out of my hotel and was greeted by at least 20 quad bikes + teenage drivers racing down the main road in Mad Max style formation like wild bandits. The beach was a mass of writhing oily bodies, blaring music and vendors. Where was the sand? I think I saw some.
Night time in Malia is nothing short of Sodom and Gomorrah, fire and brimstone would be too good for that place! I'm thinking an atom bomb would be better, wipe it off the face of the planet. I've always thought my idea of a hellish holiday would be Ibiza not some picturesque Greek island like Crete. Why oh why have the Greeks allowed this to happen? Have they sold their souls to the tour operator devil? Forget club 18-30 in the 21st century it's now Club 16-19. Needless to say I won't be booking any more last minute cheap package holidays. Without a doubt you get what you pay for nowadays! No more £99 deals to quaint Tossa de Mar, that you could buy cheap 10 years ago. The only surprise you would get then was the accomodation being allocated on arrival. Now, cheap means cheap in every aspect ;-/////
Sunday, December 20th 2009
Jingle Bells and all that
I'm writing a blog not on the subject of Christmas, or the freezing temperatures, or the cursed snow!! I'm sure my regulars would be expecting a blog sooner or later about me moaning about the weather.
But to be honest I have just uploaded some new photos, as Adultwork have mysteriously vanished some of my old ones, with a new set from my latest photoshoot. What I really wanted to write about was my thoughts as I looked over my other blogs and pictures. There are pictures of when I first started, all amatuer and a bit blurry, pictures of me and Caroline (long retired) and pictures of my old place. But what really made me think whilst reading my "life-blog" on here, is that I still have lots of regulars that have come back to see me again and again. It's certainly this time of year that makes me feel all humble and gooey, but I really really do value my clients that still come and see me, even if it's once every few months. I must be one of the very few escorts in this area that has such loyal and lovely regulars that genuinely care about how I am and what I've been up to. I guess that's why I'm still here, how can I say it, I still feel very much wanted.
On that warm note, have a great Christmas and a blinding New Year ;-)
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