Calls from withheld numbers will be ignored. SMS messages may be accepted.
NEW RATES : like weβre back in 2016 π
Hour : Β£150 ( instead of Β£180 )
30mins : Β£80 ( instead of Β£100 )
PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your messageβ¦ .. also, for this same reason, i donβt always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, iβm only a quick text away :) xx
User-friendly [ yΓΌ-zer-fren(d)-lΓ« ] : adjective
Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with
My profile name is self explanatory ????
IβM NOT PERFECT, BUT IβM 100% PLASTIC FREE π
Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything !
Hey, Iβm Roxy Shizzl ! ????
And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with over 28 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) letβs say, I know my way around the bedroom ??
I am a confident, Sexy 49 year old french MILF
With a non conformist and no nonsense personality...
BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY
Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;)
Iβm a realist, so you wonβt hear me claim that i am βthe best aroundβ lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;)
I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :)
FAQ : βWHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?β
I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... βjust a BJβ wonβt cost you less )
My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow
FAQ : βCAN YOU SQUIRT ?β βCAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?β Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all βripley believe it or notβ With sexual prowess.... iβm good, iβm very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol
NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and itβs a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i canβt carry on working afterwards and itβs a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x
** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info )
** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;)
????WHO DO I SEE????
I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( itβs essential )
So, as long as youβre clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ??
Stating that you are βwhite britishβ is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol
**QUICK 15MINS MEET** is an ORAL ONLY SERVICE ( giving ) it does not include full service
?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES??
- NO WEIRD SHIT ! I donβt peg, i wonβt pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, donβt ask !
- NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking )
- NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging )
- NO BAREBACK
- NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool )
- NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context )
- NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET
- WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED
- I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons)
- MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask )
DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow !
And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If youβre a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this
Iβm like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me
???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ????
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
I get so many requests from guys wanting to take the jump and meet their first escort, that i thought a tab on the subject was most definitely in order...
Perhaps you will recognise yourself when I tell you about the guys who have been looking up escorts ads for months, curious and eager to explore this type of fun... possibly making a pre selection of what girls they ideally would like to meet, but sometimes too nervous to Make it happen..
It is perfectly normal to be a little nervous... afterall, you want to make the right choice, you want to meet a girl that will you make ou feel comfortable and at ease... and you want the meet to be as enjoyable and relaxed as possible ( not forgetting to mention great sex ! )
Needless to say, after 22 years working as an escort, i have helped popping a few cherries and always managed to make βescort virginsβ feel like weβve known each other for ages within a few minutes of meeting
I have been told on many occasions, that my appearance ( although totally badass, i am aware of that lol ) doesnβt quite translate how friendly and bubbly i am.... in other words, iβm much nicer than i look ;) he he
So my advice to you is, donβt overthink it, itβs just the same as a date, just with a much naughtier girl !
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
QUICK VISIT OUTCALLS !! ( Quickie )
now available outside normal incall availability ( evenings and weekends )
ONLY £100 flat rate, only available in the following areas :
ME4 - ME5 - ME7 - ME8
This is a quickie servife of 15mins
**Deposit may be required
NOW OFFERING DOMINATION ***
Sessions will be set scenarios to choose from :
SCENARIO 1 : Prison Guard
Youβre an inmate in a high security prison where the screw is known for sexually abusing prisoners. She has heard about your plans to escape and has summoned you to her office to punish you and make you beg her to take advantage of you.
SCENARIO 2 : Toxic wife
Youβve been married to her for 10 years and she stopped giving you sex a long time ago. She prefers fucking the younger lodger and she knows you know, she teases you about it because she knows it turns you on. Youβre not enough of a man for her, youβre too small and too pathetic.
SCENARIO 3 : Mateβs mum
You always had that fantasy about your mateβs mum. You decided to snoop through her underwear drawers and she catches you. At first she is shocked but then turned on and wants to show you more and take charge.
Each scenario includes : nipple torture, spanking, feet/shoe worshipping, tie and tease, face sitting etcβ¦.
Please state which Mistress you want to meet, and if you have any other request at time of booking.
Please state prior to booking if you desire to finish ( via full service or other ) or prefer to be denied orgasm.
PRICES : £140 hh or £200 hr
Vitals
Gender
Female
Age
49
Orientation
Straight
Nationality
French
Ethnicity
White
Dress Size
10
Height
5'5"
Chest Size
Large
Hair Colour
Black
Hair Length
Long
Eye Colour
Blue
Pubic Hair
Shaved Completely
Location
Town / City
Medway
County
Kent
Region
South East
Country
United Kingdom
Activity
Last Login
Yesterday
Views
586437
Registered
28/09/2017
NEW RATES : like weβre back in 2016 π
Hour : Β£150 ( instead of Β£180 )
30mins : Β£80 ( instead of Β£100 )
PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your messageβ¦ .. also, for this same reason, i donβt always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, iβm only a quick text away :) xx
User-friendly [ yΓΌ-zer-fren(d)-lΓ« ] : adjective
Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with
My profile name is self explanatory ????
IβM NOT PERFECT, BUT IβM 100% PLASTIC FREE π
Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything !
Hey, Iβm Roxy Shizzl ! ????
And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with over 28 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) letβs say, I know my way around the bedroom ??
I am a confident, Sexy 49 year old french MILF
With a non conformist and no nonsense personality...
BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY
Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;)
Iβm a realist, so you wonβt hear me claim that i am βthe best aroundβ lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;)
I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :)
FAQ : βWHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?β
I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... βjust a BJβ wonβt cost you less )
My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow
FAQ : βCAN YOU SQUIRT ?β βCAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?β Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all βripley believe it or notβ With sexual prowess.... iβm good, iβm very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol
NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and itβs a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i canβt carry on working afterwards and itβs a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x
** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info )
** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;)
????WHO DO I SEE????
I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( itβs essential )
So, as long as youβre clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ??
Stating that you are βwhite britishβ is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol
**QUICK 15MINS MEET** is an ORAL ONLY SERVICE ( giving ) it does not include full service
?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES??
- NO WEIRD SHIT ! I donβt peg, i wonβt pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, donβt ask !
- NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking )
- NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging )
- NO BAREBACK
- NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool )
- NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context )
- NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET
- WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED
- I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons)
- MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask )
DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow !
And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If youβre a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this
Iβm like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me
???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ????
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
I get so many requests from guys wanting to take the jump and meet their first escort, that i thought a tab on the subject was most definitely in order...
Perhaps you will recognise yourself when I tell you about the guys who have been looking up escorts ads for months, curious and eager to explore this type of fun... possibly making a pre selection of what girls they ideally would like to meet, but sometimes too nervous to Make it happen..
It is perfectly normal to be a little nervous... afterall, you want to make the right choice, you want to meet a girl that will you make ou feel comfortable and at ease... and you want the meet to be as enjoyable and relaxed as possible ( not forgetting to mention great sex ! )
Needless to say, after 22 years working as an escort, i have helped popping a few cherries and always managed to make βescort virginsβ feel like weβve known each other for ages within a few minutes of meeting
I have been told on many occasions, that my appearance ( although totally badass, i am aware of that lol ) doesnβt quite translate how friendly and bubbly i am.... in other words, iβm much nicer than i look ;) he he
So my advice to you is, donβt overthink it, itβs just the same as a date, just with a much naughtier girl !
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
QUICK VISIT OUTCALLS !! ( Quickie )
now available outside normal incall availability ( evenings and weekends )
ONLY £100 flat rate, only available in the following areas :
ME4 - ME5 - ME7 - ME8
This is a quickie servife of 15mins
**Deposit may be required
NOW OFFERING DOMINATION ***
Sessions will be set scenarios to choose from :
SCENARIO 1 : Prison Guard
Youβre an inmate in a high security prison where the screw is known for sexually abusing prisoners. She has heard about your plans to escape and has summoned you to her office to punish you and make you beg her to take advantage of you.
SCENARIO 2 : Toxic wife
Youβve been married to her for 10 years and she stopped giving you sex a long time ago. She prefers fucking the younger lodger and she knows you know, she teases you about it because she knows it turns you on. Youβre not enough of a man for her, youβre too small and too pathetic.
SCENARIO 3 : Mateβs mum
You always had that fantasy about your mateβs mum. You decided to snoop through her underwear drawers and she catches you. At first she is shocked but then turned on and wants to show you more and take charge.
Each scenario includes : nipple torture, spanking, feet/shoe worshipping, tie and tease, face sitting etcβ¦.
Please state which Mistress you want to meet, and if you have any other request at time of booking.
Please state prior to booking if you desire to finish ( via full service or other ) or prefer to be denied orgasm.
PRICES : £140 hh or £200 hr
I Enjoy
Who I'm Into