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'' Do I like men? Oh...yeah .... sure- I like men ....oh yeah.....they're 'nice'... they're 'sweet 'n' spicy'...Oh yeah... I like men [So long as they Keep their mouths shut and do as they're supposed to do''][/i][/b][/quote]
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''You know the Customer will always try a different 'game' to play...they'll play Boats, trains... Rabbits and ducks...Swings 'n' Roundabouts... you name it- but, being in this Industry for as long as I have- I'm allied to a 'certain awareness' let's just say- to sniff out those who just want to play with the value of 'TIME' ''[/i][/b][/quote]
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''what can I teach other people?....(Well, that's what I'd like to know to be honest,...I mean...I've been 'reborn' and started 'all over'...and I don't start over with the same 'all over' neither -do you know what I mean?...unfortunately- it would take me 3 or 4 weeks to explain that I'm afraid''...[/i][/quote]
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About age, '' Even tho I'm old- I'm still brand new as far as I'm concerned.... I mean everyday is a brand new day aint it... and I live it one day at a time... do YOU have the time? (I believe its 12 AM)... Sunday... the fifth of may in twenty twenty four...(Another brand new day and another brand new me👍 ''[/i][/b][/quote]
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'' So why are people drawn to me?- Well... It's about- MOTION (movement)- ATTENTION (You see) & REALITY (I am) you know? Plus...I also know that 'YOU KNOW' ...'YOU KNOW' that Jesus was nailed to the Cross don't you?...well now, it's the same sort of thing, you know? -'' [/i][/b][/quote]
So! Am I the right Solicitor for you?
...Of course, When seeking the services of a 'solicitor', it is important to find one who possesses the necessary skills and expertise to 'handle your needs' AND not only 'handle them' but to do so- effectively. However, it is equally important to consider the manner in which a solicitor interacts with their clients. In this regard, if you are in search of a solicitor who excels at being very naughty [rude] whilst adept at making you feel exactly what You are (and that is 'aload of Ol' Trollops'); then, I invite you to reach out to me. I understand that some individuals may prefer a more 'confrontational approach' when dealing with such 'sensitive' matters, and I am well-versed in providing such an experience. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require the services of a solicitor who specialises in this particular style of communication.
Intro
Hello. My name is Sue, and I am a solicitor, Yes that's right- I'm a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I sort of 'dabble' in solicitation of another sort- which is to market a highly alluring 'creative' sort of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over a decade. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course 👍) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors.
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Hooker Extraordinaire[/i][/u][/b][/quote]
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty...
Services
I've got a wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright, let's get a move on then shall we?...
..so are you ready to create some proper cheeky, unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life ' Willy Wonka' ( but without the chocolate river)
꧁'Imprisonment & servitude', are just a glimpse into the vast expanse of my remarkably diverse & exquisitely creative repertoire of play. Plus I have a vast collection of uniforms/ Role Play outfits (Goodness me I really know how to keep things really exciting don't I? ( Oh for sure I most certainly do 😉)… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins👍)
So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya?
(Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service! 👍
...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?...
Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count...
Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh?
I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life...
Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm.
Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?
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...Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> Sue?[/i][/quote]
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👍I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...[/i][/b][/quote]
So What do YOU need to book?
YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE 👍
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Gender
Female
Age
52
Orientation
Straight
Nationality
British
Ethnicity
White
Dress Size
10
Height
5'8"
Chest Size
Medium
Eye Colour
Blue
Pubic Hair
Trimmed
Location
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London Camden Road
County
Islington
Region
London
Country
United Kingdom
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Last Login
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[i][b][quote]
'' Do I like men? Oh...yeah .... sure- I like men ....oh yeah.....they're 'nice'... they're 'sweet 'n' spicy'...Oh yeah... I like men [So long as they Keep their mouths shut and do as they're supposed to do''][/i][/b][/quote]
[i][b][quote]
''You know the Customer will always try a different 'game' to play...they'll play Boats, trains... Rabbits and ducks...Swings 'n' Roundabouts... you name it- but, being in this Industry for as long as I have- I'm allied to a 'certain awareness' let's just say- to sniff out those who just want to play with the value of 'TIME' ''[/i][/b][/quote]
[i][quote]
''what can I teach other people?....(Well, that's what I'd like to know to be honest,...I mean...I've been 'reborn' and started 'all over'...and I don't start over with the same 'all over' neither -do you know what I mean?...unfortunately- it would take me 3 or 4 weeks to explain that I'm afraid''...[/i][/quote]
[i][b][quote]
About age, '' Even tho I'm old- I'm still brand new as far as I'm concerned.... I mean everyday is a brand new day aint it... and I live it one day at a time... do YOU have the time? (I believe its 12 AM)... Sunday... the fifth of may in twenty twenty four...(Another brand new day and another brand new me👍 ''[/i][/b][/quote]
[i][b][quote]
'' So why are people drawn to me?- Well... It's about- MOTION (movement)- ATTENTION (You see) & REALITY (I am) you know? Plus...I also know that 'YOU KNOW' ...'YOU KNOW' that Jesus was nailed to the Cross don't you?...well now, it's the same sort of thing, you know? -'' [/i][/b][/quote]
So! Am I the right Solicitor for you?
...Of course, When seeking the services of a 'solicitor', it is important to find one who possesses the necessary skills and expertise to 'handle your needs' AND not only 'handle them' but to do so- effectively. However, it is equally important to consider the manner in which a solicitor interacts with their clients. In this regard, if you are in search of a solicitor who excels at being very naughty [rude] whilst adept at making you feel exactly what You are (and that is 'aload of Ol' Trollops'); then, I invite you to reach out to me. I understand that some individuals may prefer a more 'confrontational approach' when dealing with such 'sensitive' matters, and I am well-versed in providing such an experience. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require the services of a solicitor who specialises in this particular style of communication.
Intro
Hello. My name is Sue, and I am a solicitor, Yes that's right- I'm a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I sort of 'dabble' in solicitation of another sort- which is to market a highly alluring 'creative' sort of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over a decade. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course 👍) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors.
[I][U][b][quote]
Hooker Extraordinaire[/i][/u][/b][/quote]
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty...
Services
I've got a wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright, let's get a move on then shall we?...
..so are you ready to create some proper cheeky, unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life ' Willy Wonka' ( but without the chocolate river)
꧁'Imprisonment & servitude', are just a glimpse into the vast expanse of my remarkably diverse & exquisitely creative repertoire of play. Plus I have a vast collection of uniforms/ Role Play outfits (Goodness me I really know how to keep things really exciting don't I? ( Oh for sure I most certainly do 😉)… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins👍)
So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya?
(Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service! 👍
...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?...
Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count...
Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh?
I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life...
Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm.
Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?
[i][quote]
...Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> Sue?[/i][/quote]
[i][b][quote]
👍I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...[/i][/b][/quote]
So What do YOU need to book?
YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE 👍
I Enjoy
- "A" LevelsAnal PlayBDSMBDSM (giving)BDSM (receiving)CIMCIM (at discretion)Cross DressingDeep ThroatDepilationDisabled ClientsDominationDomination (giving)Domination (receiving)Double PenetrationEnemaFace SittingFacialsFetishFingering/Finger PlayFood Sex/SploshingFoot WorshipFrench KissingFrench Kissing (discretion)Hand ReliefHumiliationHumiliation (giving)Humiliation (receiving)MassageMoresomesNaturism/NudismOral Oral without (at discretion)PartiesPenetration (Protected)Prostate MassagePussy PumpingReceiving OralRimmingRimming (giving)Rimming (receiving)Role Play & FantasySmoking (Fetish)SnowballingSpankingSpanking (giving)Spanking (receiving)Strap OnSub gamesSwallowTantricTie & TeaseUniformsWatersports
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